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youstupidfuckinwhore:

Okay.
If we live to be one hundred, I want to be one hundred minus one day. Because I don’t want to live one day without you. If I had to, I would surely be the one who dies first. Because I cant even think about living without you.
FUCK ME. I’M A CELEBRITY.
Jeffree Star
If I Were The Nyan Cat

If I were the Nyan Cat, I would fly around the world and eat cheeseburgers. I would Also poop a rainbow because I’m rad like that. I would also kill that fucking Nyan Dog. He’s a little bitch. Did I mention, hes A bitch? Yes. Ok.

jeffreestar:

glam yoga.

jeffreestar:

glam yoga.

I’ve got a sweet tooth, a strawberry youth. Come be my licorice, my misguided truth. And right now, I’ll show you how. I’M A BEAUTY KILLER.